More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."