"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."