Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."
"You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."