It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"Sure, I had hopes and dreams before working at @McDonalds. I used to want to be a dancer and a gardener and grow movement on a farm in Iowa."