"My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."
"To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then you also have to give up reading and become lethargic to be successful."
"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."
"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."