"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."
"You know what I like most about people? Pets."
"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."