Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"