Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your he... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."

"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"