I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Love means the world to me. But so does a globe."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."