Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."