Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."