Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."