Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."