Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."