Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."