We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also m... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."