More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Luckily for me, I can’t possibly fail, precisely because I always fail."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."