More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it."