Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aw... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I can’t define what love is. That’s like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat."

"If you share your soup, I’ll share my wisdom. I brought a spoon, but did you bring a pen? How are you going to take notes, you fool!"

"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"

"My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes?"

"A poem for Beth: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I didn’t know what love meant, until I looked it up in the dictionary."