My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying t... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes?"

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