My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying t... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."

"The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three."

"I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am."

"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"

"Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty thinking how fast I chugged it"