Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it tod... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate."
"Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."