Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."