She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."