More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."