More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"Why aren’t red traffic lights heart-shaped? Probably because it’s not like rush hour can get any more romantic."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes."