More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)"
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"I curse in cursive. It's hard to read and harder take. But if you take it black, like coffee, then at least it may wake you up to the realities of life."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."