More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"They say there are twelve steps to quitting something. But what if that something is playing with a slinky? Seems like you should be able to quit playing with a slinky using no steps."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."