"I just sprayed cologne on my hand and then pet the back of my cat's head while he slept, and he woke up so confused, trying to sniff behind his neck and all around wondering what sweet attack he was under."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."