More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The scent of success, it smells like body odor."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no puzzle. Through twists and spins, life can only get more colorful."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."