"The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dollar that's backed by a belief that people have faith in other people's belief in it."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."