More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"Her heart is so dark, if it were ink it’d be beyond black and would only be good for writing a murder mystery novel."