People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slave... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."