More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. I would pour you a large glass of Michael Phelps, but I don’t have that much water."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."