I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"In a gust of guts and gusto, I told her of my love for her. Then, like a tornado, she spun what I said into something that terrorized Kansas."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."