"At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got touched."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."