More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."