Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
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"Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."