Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."