Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two."