Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
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"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."