More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."