More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."