My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles."
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."