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"Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles."
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"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
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"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
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"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"
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"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
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