My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."