Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
"I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie."
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."