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"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
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"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
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"The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup."
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"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
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"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
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