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"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
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"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
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"I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie."
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"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
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"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
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