Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup."
"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."