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"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
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"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
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"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
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"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"
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"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."
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