More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."