My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"

"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."

"I don’t want to develop—I want to evelop, because it’s more positive. Similarly, would you rather your love evolve or devolve? That’s why if you need me, I’ll be on the sofa trying to evelop myself as a person."

"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."