My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."

"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."

"I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love."

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."

"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."