More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"Man is solid, not liquid. But with the fluid nature of networking, my personal brand would grow faster if I would just go with the flow."
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"