"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I love coffee cake, but I would prefer if it were just a little more drinkable. I almost choked while chugging some this morning, and if it weren’t for the fluid nature of clownfish, I might have caught feelings for Hillary using a basketball net."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"Is there a drug that will illuminate the mind and eliminate all the drugs the modern medical system will try to convince you that you need to take?"
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."