More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."