My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but lov... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."