My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but lov... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm offering you love on a stick. If you'd like, you can grab it to go. It’s like a popsicle, only it won’t melt if you put it through hell like you did with you last boyfriend."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be."
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."