More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."