More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father."
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"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."
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"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"
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"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
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