More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my heart. But it’s not for His benefit, it’s for my neighbors’."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More