More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
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"My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father."
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"What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'm only pretending that you aren't on my mind. But I know that you don't mind."
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"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More