More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."