More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."
"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."