My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."