My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."