More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I like eating extra-virgin coconut oil. That’s like super non-fucked coconut oil."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."