More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."