More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."