It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on cloth... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."
"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."