"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."