"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."
"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."
"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If you were to say, “So you went from one reader to two readers?” you’d be absolutely correct. And after I had congratulated you on your keen guess, I’d thank you for being 50% of my reading base."
"I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy."